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This tastes nothing like cola, or even lime, despite the fact there are lime slices in it. It does, however, taste like blue. I know, I know, that’s not technically […]
Feathers will fly in this cock fight. Will it be the cocky upstart in Kuala Lumpur, or the wise old owl, the Jurong Bird Park in Singapore, which rules the roost? […]
Why would anyone bother to go to a port city with an absolutely terrible beach? Well, in Melaka’s case, there are two reasons: Food and history. It’s a city with […]
Look at me, eyes locked on the target, as if I’m about to shoot an apple off someone’s head. With my archery skills, I’d have virtually no chance of hitting […]
I guess that sounds like a pretty, ahem, backhanded compliment, right? (see what I did there?) And what is badminton, anyway? The slightly weird cousin of tennis? Tennis that aspires […]
Oh, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking ‘what have you got against cute little monkeys, you horrible man?’ In the wild, I’m sure a macaque is a majestic creature […]
This is a terrible picture of a fantastic meal. It may look like vaguely brownish stuff in a little foil baggy, but don’t be fooled by its ever-so-humble presentation. It is, […]
Prostitutes cast into the filthy blood pond. Drug traffickers and grave robbers tied to red-hot copper pillars and grilled alive. Still-beating hearts cut from the chests of the disrespectful and […]
I like oysters, and I like omelettes, but I’ve never been totally convinced that mixing the two is a good idea. In fact, the whole notion of egging up a […]